Man With No Name Just Forgetful

ROME, Italy (DWN)

In breaking news the "Man With No Name" star of such films as A Fistful of Dollars and The Good, the Bad and the Ugly actually has a name but is unable to remember it. News broke at the press conference for Mr. No Name's new film The Good, The Bad, The Ugly and a Baby. The new film loosely based on the 1987 classic 3 Men and A Baby  picks up where Mr. No Name's  previous film left off. 

After securing the $200,000 of Confederate Gold the "Man With No Name" finds a baby at the local saloon. According to Mr. No Name hilarity ensues throughout the rest of the film. The film has screened well at several festivals despite its R rating for "explicit baby violence."

When pressed on the issue of his name Mr. No Name said that in fact he had gotten along without a name for so long that he might just keep it that way.